I Can't Face Match of The Day

Its on at the moment. But I know what'll happen. Derby will lose again. Paul Jewell will applaud the effort but lament the fact we were punished for making the basic errors ' that you just can't afford to make in this league'. The opposition manager will make some respectul remark that Pride Park is never an easy place to come to - when they know that it is really and being grateful for 3 points - which they expected to get.

Lineker will be smirking as he used to play for Tottenham and supports Leicester and Lawrenson will be bored as there's no Liverpool game. The only consolation is that Newcastle were even worse so Shearer will be pissed off.

Think I'll cheer myself up by listening to some Radiohead.